Humorous Valentine Quotes ................!!!

• Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.
• Falling in love is so hard on the knees.
• Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house.
• If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
• Love is a grave mental disease.
• Without love, what are we worth? Eighty-nine cents! Eighty-nine cents worth of chemicals walking around lonely.
• Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots.
• True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked.
• Love wouldn't be blind if the Braille weren't so damned much fun.
• Love is an act of endless forgiveness, a tender look which becomes a habit.